7 Marketing Dept sillysms

1. ACRONYM: Absurdly Contrived Representations Of Names Yielding Mass Stupefication
2. All you need in this department is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
3. Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him.  Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl Marx
4. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.  Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.  -Jay Leno
5. The first law of Marketing is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. 
6. Why ruin a good story with the truth?
7. You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.