Good Day - Bad Day

Your reaction to a situation is a sign of how you are feeling.  It shows if you are having a Good Day or a Bad Day.

The email you forwarded to the department has a virus that shuts down all the computer:
Good Day:  Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Bad Day:  Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

The Marketing Dept sent a letter with your phone number on it.  They forgot to mention it to you. 
Good Day: It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Bad Day: I keep hitting "escape," but I'm still here

The current management doesn't have any clue what is happening and doesn't listen to anyone who does.
Good Day: It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.  
Bad Day:  Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing? - Douglas Adams

 Your co-worker has made an error that caused untold amounts of work for all concerned.
Good Day: He's only somewhat useful at work, but he's irreplaceable at happy hour.
Bad Day:   How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Someone asks for your help.
Good Day: I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 
Bad Day:Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?

Someone asks if you are responsible for a certain task:
Good Day:  Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 
Bad Day:  I'm out of bed and I made it to the keyboard. What more do you want?

You arrive at work on Monday Morning:
Good Day:  What is a nice person like me doing in a place like this?
Bad Day:  This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.