10 Things to AVOID saying to the customer

1. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
2. I'm ready to listen. . . are you ready to think?
3. Shhhh. . .that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
4. Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need.
5. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 
6. Disappointed? Too bad! 
7. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
8. Everyone is entitled to be stupid; but you are abusing the privilege.
9. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
10. I’ve stopped listening.  Why haven’t you stopped talking?