8 Corporate Ironies

1. Meetings... The practical alternative to work.
2. Multi Tasking: Screwing up several things at once.
3. The more things change, the more they remain... insane. -Michael Fry and T. Lewis
4. The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident.  That is where we come in, were computer professionals.  We cause accidents. - Nathaniel Borenstein
5. To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy 
6. You can name your own salary here.  I call mine Fred.
7. Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.
8. Microsoft: You've got questions. They've got dancing paperclips.